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What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Memes
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.