Say jokes
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."