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What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."