Say jokes
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Memes
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!