Say jokes
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
so true though
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Say, "Moommy."
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.