What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
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What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
