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You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"