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If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."