Say jokes
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.