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What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.

Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.