Say jokes
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?