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What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-