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A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Say, "Moommy."

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"