Say jokes

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.