Say jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"