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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”