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I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Memes
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!