Say jokes
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."