Say jokes

Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"