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What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" ππ
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Little Johnny says: βMom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room thatβs been handed down from generation to generation?β
Mom replies: βYes. What about it?β
He says: βWell, the last generation just dropped it.β
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and Iβll knock you out cold!"
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."