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When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?