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Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Memes
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.