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My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

What did the orphan say to the adopter?

Nothing, he just stared.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Dog: Woof!

Butcher: Say less.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Steven.

Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.