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What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What do they say when they answer the phone???
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."