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What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Memes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"