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There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂