What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Yo, listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about a pun. A "closet confidant" sounds like "closest confidant." So, the rapper is telling the mic that it's his best friend, but also making a pun about a closet, which is where you might store a microphone. Get it? You probably don't, do you?