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Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?

"My bum hurts."

In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?

Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

"I'm wiped!"

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.

She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”

“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.

“Exactly,” replied the mom.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"