What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
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The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
