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If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
i should say this
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What was I saying again?
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!