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An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
What was I saying again?
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"