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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?

“Will you raise me?”

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Kid says to genie,

"I want to be like Batman!"

Kid goes home, both of them are dead.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

"It's an elevator, not a lift!"

and

"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?

The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”

And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”