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I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
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What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"