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Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
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What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
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What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
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What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)