A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
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Okay, so this teacher gal is trying to be slick, right? She thinks she's smart by dangling the 'go home' carrot. But this kid? This kid is playing 4D chess! He ain't waiting for no question. He yeets his bag out the window and is all like, 'It was me, peace out!' It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and shows how dumb the teacher is. You probably did the same thing in school, didn't you, dummy?