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A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.