What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
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I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
