Say jokes

How do you break up a fight between two gay men?

Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

What did a tree say to the tomato?

Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

What did the farmer say to the doll?

You death baby doll.

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.