Say jokes
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!