What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"