Say jokes
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."