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What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

What did one nut say to the other?

“Cashew later.”

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"