Say jokes
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.