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What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"