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What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

How do you say "fish" without the "i"?

Fsh

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")