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What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.