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What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?

"Some ting wong."

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What did the owl that's a detective say?

"Hoo did it?"

What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”