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What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What did the bus say to the other bus?

"Beep!"

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?

- Kelp!

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.