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They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?

They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What did the bus say to the other bus?

"Beep!"

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

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