Say jokes

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."

What does an emo kid say to his best friend?

"Let's hang out."

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

What did a tree say to the tomato?

Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"

A student says: "Bacon!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"

A student says: "Eggs!"

The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"

A student says: "Homework!"

The whole class laughs.

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”