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What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
My name says it all.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please