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What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

What did the talking rope say to the man?

"Just hang in there."

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-