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My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.