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What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!