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What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

What did the robber say to the clock?

Hands up!

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.