Say jokes

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"

Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."

LOL

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Answer: Dam.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.