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What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL