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What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
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What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.