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When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"