What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES
Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
what did the other wave say to the other wave "nothing they just waved"
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
