Sand jokes
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.