Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
A small boy whent up to a dog fountain? the more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Anakin Skywalker: I dont like sand *also him* Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
