Sand jokes
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
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Community talk
Does nobody else see suspicious sand being mashed potatoes in Minecraft?
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Fake Dagger wannabe, I appreciate the fact that you admire me so much that you want to be me, but honestly, go pound some sand, retard.