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Babe

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

Toe

would you mind upvoting my art please https://malmal.io/u/skilllevel0

The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.

Rescue

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

Recreation

Lovely playing in the sand

A person with purple hair squats on sand as sand is being poured on their head.

Stranger

A cartoon of a man wearing a hat and trench coat, smoking a cigarette, is on a card titled "Mysterious Stranger". Below the image, the card says "The Mysterious Stranger will appear occasionally in V.A.T.S. to throw pocket sand."

Miscommunication

A chat interface showing a conversation where one user says "you so Butyfull sexsy". The other user replies "an attempt was made". The first user says "yes" then "sand photo". The other user responds with a photograph of a sand dune under a blue sky.

Cricket

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

Degree

The image shows a picture of Barack Obama with the caption "Let me be clear". Above the picture of Obama is the text "Sand when it gets above 3,090 degrees:".

Ball

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Seal

A seal is rolling in the sand underwater. The video shows the animal moving around and stirring up sand. The bottom of the sea is visible. In the upper right corner a fish can be seen.

Equation

The image shows a meme with the text "statisticians be like" at the top, followed by three graphics: a bell curve chart, a probability mass function graph with three curves, and a statistical formula. Underneath the graphics, the text continues with "yeah this may or may not happen idk."

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Hourglass

What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?

A waist of time.

Quicksand

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

Beach

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"