Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Salad Jokes
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Panera Bread.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
