Salad jokes
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Panera Bread.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.