Said jokes

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!