Said jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"