Said jokes

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

said (DYM 107)

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"