Said Jokes

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

said (DYM 107)

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.