Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Said Jokes
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
