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Pedophiles And Driving Habits

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

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Crime1250

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The joke plays on a dark and disturbing topic (pedophilia) to create an unexpected punchline. It uses the stereotype that pedophiles are predators near schools, then flips it to give them a positive attribute (driving slow). This unexpected positive attribute, in the context of the horrific crime, is what makes it darkly humorous. The 'at least' phrase is also key here as it creates the unexpected twist.

Comments (25)

damn right i do by the way do you have any children

you need to know the difference between a pedofile and a pdf file

Why do they always lose races? They like to cum in a little behind.

But their eyes aren't on the road

I wanted to give this a like to but the current count says 666 and I didnt want to ruin that irony.

I KNOW A PEDO CALLED PHIL AND HE IS EWANS DAD AND TOCHES HIM

I LOVE EWAN WITH ALL MY PP

KIDS SCREAM AND RUN BUT EWAN STAYS AND BENDS OVER

I LOVE PHIL

O ==============O------ -- -- - O

EWAN LOVES PHIL AND GOES ROUND HIS HOUSE IN IPSWICH

EWAN AND PHIL SMALLCOCK

Bro , that’s fucking funny 😂🤣😭

Why tf is this getting me horney

Touch me some more daddy Phil, Phil me up 😉

no no yes its funny but WTACTUALL F

A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”

@Dude72 best joke I've ever read🤣

well, I disagree. They're good babysitters.