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Russian Roulette Safety

Anonymous
9 years ago
  • 5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

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  • Explanation

  • This is a dark take on statistics. Usually, you would expect scientists to give safe advice but in this case 5/6 saying Russian Roulette is safe plays on the deadly 1/6 chance of death.

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    • Russian Roulette
    • Scientist
    • Morbidity
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    Peter Explains The Joke

    4 years ago

    The last scientist died.

    :

    :D

    4 years ago

    the other one was forced to say no,

    Anonymous

    4 years ago

    Lmao

    OOptimal Raven

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