A risky rubber

This is a darkly humorous take on the origins of life (implied to be from a broken condom) combined with the risk of bungee jumping. The speaker is saying their life began from a broken rubber, which implies a condom, and they won't risk dying from a similar situation with a different type of rubber (bungee cord).

• Rubber
• Birth
• Die
• Dead
• Life
• Death

• I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
• Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
• A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
• Me: Have you ever went sky diving? Friend: No. Me: Well don't, it sucks. Friend: Why? Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.