Sadness jokes

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

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