Sadness jokes
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.