Sadness jokes

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?

He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...

She was eaten by a giant crab.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣