Sadness jokes

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."