nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
why didint the teddy bear want to go to the gym
:Because he didnt wasnt to get ripped
What does the dead man say to the other he says:your daughter is pretty. The other man says:how do you know? The other man says:because she is dead.
Dinosaurs be like:
.......My friends are dead, like bruhhh
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls
If you run next to a car you get TIRED, but if you run behind it you get EXHAUSTED
Ill be here all week.... sadly enough for you.
I wanted to fall of a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliff near my house.
The kid was abit sad, so he was blue. Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?" The kid replied, "im not sad." Teacher said, "no ur face acually blue"
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
The rain is my tears
why am i so sad?
