Sadness jokes

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

What is an orphan's least favorite snack?

"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.

That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.

That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?

He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Have you ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts itself!

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.