What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
