Sadness jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.