My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog š so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
Why couldnāt an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Answer Because a orphan doesnāt have a family.
What do you call a gay kid on fire
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
Its to long sorry >:)
Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? FiancƩ - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
why u are sad bcs you are in morocco hh
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies heās in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face āI asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him whatās taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting startedā.
wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didnt sit with yanely and jasmine at lunch. funny joke huh
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
Why was Sally sad? Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just donāt look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said thatās a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasnāt home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just donāt look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said itās a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just donāt look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights Thereās a snake in the bush.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
