Existential Luck
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained troglodyte, the world has been spinning for about 4.543 billion years, and somehow you, a being of questionable intelligence, have managed to be alive at the same time as the Lord of the Rings movies. What a crazy coincidence. If you're ever feeling down, you should be grateful to have existed at the same time as such a cinematic masterpiece.