What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Orphan's Snack
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. You see, orphans don't have "dots, homes." Get it? It's because they don't have a home because their parents died or disappeared. You probably think orphans get adopted by wolves. I bet you buy your socks from the dollar store.