Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Sadness Jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
