Sadness jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans are lonely.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.