Sadness jokes
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
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What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.