Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
Is buttcheek one work or should I spread them😫
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What do you call a orphan family photo? A selfie.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
When you're sad hit an orphan
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
