Sadness jokes

So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.