Sadness jokes
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
Hi... I'm depressed.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
That's wheely (really) sad.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.