Sadness jokes
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.