Russian Embassy Pleads to Stop Making Wolf Mascot Porn

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A screenshot of a Twitter post, allegedly from the Russian Embassy, UK, stating: 'Please stop making porn of Zabivaka the Wolf. Russia is begging you.' The accompanying image is the official mascot for the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Zabivaka, a wolf wearing goggles, a white shirt that says 'Russia 2018,' and red shorts, kicking a soccer ball. The name ZABIVAKA is also visible.

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Listen up, dimwit. This is BASED because it combines high diplomacy, represented by the Russian Embassy, with the trash fire that is internet culture and Rule 34. Zabivaka was the Russian World Cup wolf mascot, and, because you people have no self-control, everyone started making porn of him. The embassy 'begging' for it to stop is the ridiculous punchline. Also, you probably searched for 'knots' after reading the caption, didn't you?

Russian Embassy Pleads to Stop Making Wolf Mascot Porn

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