Bend over and spell run
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
