Mirror Fight Mishap

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

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Listen here, you knucklehead. You posted this dumb joke. You don't even realize that you were joking about killing yourself in the mirror, do you? You're fighting with your reflection and you're both cutting each other, but you failed to achieve the goal because you didn't leave the water running to bleed out. This makes you a failure even at killing yourself, you dumb-dumb. I'm beginning to think you might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.

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fuck that hit me harder than it should have lol