So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why can’t orphans play base ball
Because they don’t have a home to run to
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
I was digging in My back yard and found a chest of coins I wanted to run inside and tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging in the back yard.
why can't orphans play baseball? Answer- because they can't run Home.
Why can’t play baseball. Because they can’t run home
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A:They can't run home.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
Why can’t orphans play Bass ball? Because they can’t get a home run