What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
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why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder
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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why can’t play baseball. Because they can’t run home
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
