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Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
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why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
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Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
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So Duracell batteries do run out .
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
