Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Face

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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  • Rape

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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  • Family

  • I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

    Btw, it's a joke lol.

    Parrot

  • Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

    A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

    Daddy

  • Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"