Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Fortnite

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

    (I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

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  • Rose

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

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  • Forehead

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

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  • Oven

  • Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

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  • Kid

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

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  • Mom

  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

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