Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.

That is so bad, just like you.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!