Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red, Larry is bad.

I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, violets are violet.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?