Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses Are Red Jokes
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!