Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Money

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Hair

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Nut

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Rose

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

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  • Anal

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

    Face

    Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

    Suicide

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

    Rape

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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