Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it starts out all cute with the roses thing, then BAM! Outta nowhere, it's a kidnapping! It's like, "Roses are red, violets are... wait, where are we going?!" Your brain doesn't see it coming, probably because you're dumb.