Rose Jokes

Crackpacker

Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town

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TTJJ
in Anti-jokes

roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you’re as ugly as poo

Leland
in Alien

Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you

in Emo

Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!

Kristen
in Zoo

Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too

Anonymous

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don’t know they have? Like “Blue truck dude”, “Loud dog guy”, “Nice old lady with the rose bushes”, “That slut across the street”,

BatmanTehNoob
in Titanic

What’s Jack’s Favorite Flower. A Rose.

Niyah🦋🦋
in Roast

Roses r red violets r blue Shrek thought he was UGLY until he saw U👀👀

CaptainCapitalCrossing

Roses are red

Your passports are blue

Now go stand over there

In that very long quEUe

Ello

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

Country girlfriend
in Country

Roses are red violets are blue I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

koko

roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted

Chase

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Anonymous
in Box

Roses are red, violets are blue, i’d rather be single then be with someone like you.

Orgasm

Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy

NobodyKnowsMe
in Red

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad is gone to

Zachaboy

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

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Anonymous
in Morning

The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning…

Anonymous

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen