Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you