Rose Jokes

roses are red, I'm not a boaster. Elon must got rushed to hospital after impregnating toaster.

So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”

Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-

What's Jack's Favorite Flower. A Rose.

Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in

Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.

Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black. I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u

Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"

The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....