Rose jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.