Rose Jokes

Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.

roses r red

idk what is brass

I tell myself

don’t touch grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.

Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.

Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining

rose are red i wish you were dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II

roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to

Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool

Roses are red you are gay and that's it

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.

There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock

Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you

charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen