Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Rose Jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
