Rose

Rose jokes

Grass

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Marriage

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Ball

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Orphan

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

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    Bandit

    Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

    The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

    Poem

    Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

    Death

    Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

    Titty

    Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

    Insult

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

    Roast

    Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

    Murder

    Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

    Ground

    Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

    Mom

    Roses are red,

    Potatoes are brown,

    Your mom's so hot,

    I put her down.

    Daughter

    So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

    Insult

    Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

    Violet

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

    Rape

    Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

    Tit

    Roses are red, just like your lips.

    Mountains are big, just like your tits.