Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Rose Jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
