Rose Jokes

Funny Bunny
in Puns

Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU…

koko

roses r red violets r fine il be the six u be the nine

TittyTot
in Ball

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.

Roses are red violets are blue I’m stroking my dick and thinking of you

ThatWeirdPerson

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN’S ON FIRE

Kingkenzie
in Roast

Roses are red vilots are blue a face like yours bo in a zoo dont worry ill be there with you but not in the cage but laughing at you

Twin towerz

Roses are red violets are violet My grandad died in 9/11 He was a good pilot

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I

0

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are Purple, not fucking blue.

Anonymous
in Roses are red

Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Aiden
in Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue A face like your’s belongs in a zoo don’t worry i’ll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you.

Urmum
in Roses are red

Roses are red you are gay and that’s it

sus

roses are red, unlike the rest, i’m the one who has your IP address.

pls end me .-.
in Depression

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

Death&Decay
in Cannibal

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.

Dark Humor Guy

So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”

Anonymous

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

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in Name

Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo

your freindly fen
in Sadness

Roses are red, my blood is too, And i’ve been seeing it alot more, since i’ve lost you

Puns

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener