Rose jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."