Rose

Rose jokes

Nickname

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Bullet

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Dad

    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

    Poet

    Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

    What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

    Oven

    Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

    Poem

    Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

    Rickroll

    Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

    Violet

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

    Shrek

    Roses are red, violets are blue.

    Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

    Cannibal

    Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

    Skin

    Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

    Karen

    Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

    Depression

    Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

    Grass

    Roses are red,

    I don't know what is brass.

    I tell myself,

    "Don't touch grass."

    Violet

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

    Mom

    Violets are blue, roses are red.

    Last night your mom was giving me head.

    Ball

    Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."