Rose jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.