Rose jokes

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.